First Update In A While

It's Hogans brother (Cian Hogan). Looking at him closely you actually see that the resemblence is scary.

Speaking of Hogan, here's his room thrashed on Thursday (15th Feb).

Finally, Shane McShite actually FELL ASLEEP at the Mary's match. "I'm not asleep, I'm looking downwards!"

A Fortnight of Hilarity

Considering I haven't updated in a while here's all that has happened since Mon Jan 15:

Monday:
R.E: Fionan aims apple at bin but hits Maloney's TV cabinet instead.
Freeman comes in and asks to take Goose, Fionan puts up hand,
Freeman: "What?"
Fionan: "Take me!"

Tuesday:
French: Byrner: "That door has opened 10 or 15 times today and it's a pain in the ass"; "The family eat fish and meat".
B.S: Lorcan and Fionan have Sam's phone and it starts ringing in class, Woulfe takes it. Message on it says: "Give Sam back his phone or you won't be able to have kids when I'm finished with you!" Must have been from Debbie.

Thursday:
Sam and Goose have fight in yard and milk goes all over window.
Niall: "What's Prison Break, is it a documentary?"

Tuesday:
B.S: Woulfe: "O.K, stop talking please" Duffy: "Or wha?"
While correcting Duffy's test: Woulfe: "O.K Alan just get out", Duffy leaves and throws bag into locker, Fionan (in bogger accent): "I'm cool."

Friday (26th):
B.S: Mark: "Mr. Daly said..." Lorcan (in Daly's accent): "It's Father!!!!!!!!!!"
Fionan sitting on edge of seat, rolls back with legs in air.

Monday:
R.E: Maloney has a breakdown after Ciaran asks why we are studying Jade Goody. After Duffy kicks Fionan, she SHOUTS at him: "I TOLD YOU TO MOVE SO MOVE!!!!!!!!!"; "This is retarded", Fionan: "Why did you call me retarded?" Someone slagged S Mc Shite, Lorcan: "You slagged Shane McKnight, how dare you1" (Obviously there was a slight sarcasm in his voice)

French: Mc Shite asleep, AGAIN! Byrner: "Shane, Shane, SHANE!" SmcK: "I'm not asleep, I'm looking downwards." Byrne: "Don't take it personally Shane, I'm just telling you to pay attention."

B.S: Conor Murphy: "Terenure and Blackrock are hot this year."

At Last A New Post

Sorry that there haven't been too many recent updates but there hasn't been much to talk about over the holidays. I promise updates will be in greater frequencey once school resumes (which I'm sure we're all looking forward to - right?). Talk to you soon

Peace-Out!

Why Is Our School so Depressing?

Because Jenny Jenko didn't let anybody dress up on non-uniform day. Thats the point, its NON-uniform day, not wear-in-ordinary-clothes-day, because thats a uniform in itself. And it's for charity anyway.

A Lot To Get Off My Chest

I havent updated in a while so there's a lot to talk about. First:

A transcript from tuesdays business (aka bizorg) class, the day of the love-bite:

Woulfe: (calling roll) Alan,

Duffy: Hickey, I mean here

Duffy: Who's been gnawing on your neck!!

Todays (fridays) bizorg:

Woulfe: O.K take off your coats, gloves and everything,

Mark: What you want us to sit here in the nip?!

Todays History:
Hogan: Anyone ever been on the N8 to Cork?

Me: (fairly loudly) No

Hogan: Are you proud of that fact (then he says my name, which i wont say)?

Also, great news, Co'c, Michael et al will be in shit for not cumming (no pun intended) into school. Daly took a roll at the end of the day. Conor Murphy just runs out the classroom as soon as he finds out he is, so he can get on detentionsssshhhhhhhhh again.....sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh

A Cork Nazi

Hogan this week said he has been waiting 8 weeks for the delivery of a DVD from amazon. Not just any DVD, but "Triumph of The Will" a Nazi propaganda film showcasing the 1936 Nuremburg Rally. You know, that kind of thing is banned (I would presume) so expect the police to be kicking in his door any day now.

Wii vs PS3

We all know who wins:

I Want To Be Him

Great-50 Posts

Nearly 6 months since this blog began and the last post was no.50. Let's hope for 50 more.

On a lighter note Paris Hilton was in BT2 (roysh) yesterday and claims its great to be in ireland because she's Irish. No Paris, you're an American with an Irish granny. That seems to be every person in that country these days.

Its Not Hype...

"It's not hype, It's REEL" (As in G.REEL)

The Mario Rap

My name is Mario,
I take it up the ho,
while i give a blow,
to my daddyo,
I support Del Piero,
and Cannavaro,
I go to the disco,
And dance like its 1960-o!
Mo-fo.

I-a like-a to dance-a

Apologies....

Sorry but i was going to put porn up through castpost but that seemed to fail so i had to delete it, sorry, it was one of my productions (meaning i cheaply added credits and music to free trailers)

I want to leave you with one thought;

the german for vaseline is (source: jeremy dixon) : dickshlider

Night

Pot.

Potscast Special Broadcast

The Potscast Special Broadcast 30 Oct 06.WAV
Powered by Castpost

This is a special 30 second potscast to tell you about the upcoming mr delaney appreciation night

potsy.

More Potscast Awards 2006

I need to fill up a half-hour show so there are more caregories to vote for:

Most Stylish Teacher:
a) Ken
b) Woulfe
c) Treacy
d) P. Diddy
e) Johnny Tie-Clip
f) J-to-the-D
g) Maloney
h) Johnny H

Least Stylish Teacher:
a) Hogan
b) The teacher for spanish who undressed herself in irish
c) The weirdo that wears orange shirts
d) Sweeney
e) Duckarse
f) R'N'B
g) Mulchrone

Funniest Teacher:
a) Tonge
b) P.Diddy
c) JD
d) Lambe
e) Johnny H
f) Byrner
g) Ken
h) Fitzy

Best Overall Teacher:
a) P.Diddy
b) JD
c) Vinnie
d) Pat Patterson
e) Treacy
f) Other....

---¦¦The Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish Special Award¦¦---
All those who have left since first year who, frankly, we don't miss
Please vote for your top 3 so i can compile the nominees;

Shortlist:
a) Lanigan
b) Duckarse
c) Waddock
d) Sergio
e) Moloney (tash)
f) Keogh
g) Mr Norris
h) Gilmore
i) Ms. Foley (tangerine face)
j) Mr Ronan (the rugby coach/business teacher/thick who couldnt teach and was fired after a week but we were told he had gone back to college-my arse)
k) Ms McLoughlin (IRA)
l) Hussey

--Thanks for taking the time to vote--

South Park -W.O.W

I would put up the video but all south park videos seem to get taken down constantly from youtube.