Another Week....

Monday 22 October 07:
History: Our humourous conversation about Rosa Parks:

Hogan: "Was Rosa Parks a plant on the bus....well obviously not a plant but.."

Hogan: "She's a young woman, 43" Rob: "41" Hogan: "43 (Then starts adding in his head), I want to prove Tonge wrong"

Hogan: "Rosa Parks was 43, don't mind Tonge"

BoF: "How did she die?" Hogan: "She was attacked......by a bus, how ironic (his new word) would that be?" Brushy: "With a black driver" Hogan: "How do you think she died Brian, at 92?" BoF: "She was 42"

Langan: "In a black place" BoF: "It's African-American. You have to be politically correct about these things"

Sweetman: "How did they plan that a white person would ask her to move?" Brushy: "She just kept riding the bus until it happened"

Hogan: "Don't write blacks......what do you want to say, gollies (?), n*****s?" Furlong:"Well it says blacks in the book" Hogan: "Yeah, well Tonge wrote it" Rob: "He probably wanted to say n*****s"

Hogan: "Look atthe fools in that picture (of the KKK)" Brushy: "She's a babe" (some fat minger)

Hogan: "Matt, what were the laws of the area called, it's a very annoying bird, a black bird - how ironic" (The Jim Crow Laws)

Racism aside, Sweetman forgot his homework; Hogan: "In future Conor, if you're out of class, you should ring one of your pals and get the homework, but don't ring Mark Kilduff, he's no-one's pal"

English:
Hogan: "OK, take this down in your copies" Hugh: "You have our copies" Hogan: "Write it on the back of your hand, or on the back of a Cornflakes box"

Hogan: "I'm tired" Hugh: "It's those new shoes (the brown ones), no support in them"

Maths:
Pat: (explaining Linear Transformations) "Basically, you have to f a [f(a)], I know that sounds slightly rude"

French:
Byrner: "Does anyone want their hobby to be their future job?" Mario puts up his hand, P.Kelly: "Oh, God" Byrner (to Paddy): "I know your talents, embroidery..."

Tuesday 23:

Business:
Duffy takes a drink out of Jamal's bottle of water, throws it back and it spills all over his book, Woulfe tells him to leave. When we're going out for break, he spills ANOTHER bottle of water, leaving a big puddle athis desk by the end of class.

Woulfe (to Ciaran): "How ironic that we'd be talking about education standards, while you're talking in class in your Leaving Cert year" Class: "Ooooooooo" Ironic seems to be the new word for taechers

Accounting:
Dean: "Miss, can I have a tissue please?" Kilbane: "What am I, Kleenex Ireland?" Everyone: (sarcastic cough)

AK Phoneshow: (Talking of ponies and horses) AK: "Pretend I'm Adrain the pony" JD: "I'm not riding you....you un-educated fools, a pony is not a horse"

Wednesday 24:

Accounting:
Sweets is asking Kilbane if she's related to Kevin Kilbane, Jenko comes in and stands behind him, he continues talking, turns around; Jenko: "Alright?" and he walks out.

Some random taxi driver comes to the door: "Excuse me, where can I find the office?" Dean: "I'll show him"

After Business, Woulfe is wearing her leg warmers, Duffy shouts: "Miss, you ripped your socks"

Thursday 25:

History: (More racism)

Fionan: "BoF's talking about his racial experience over there......he dropped the soap" BoF: "Yeah, you wish Fionan"

Brushy: "There's no balcks in the school" Hogan: "Jennings..." (Everyone continues talking unaware that was supposed to be a joke)

Hogan: "Kilduff, if you want to subscribe to the KKK weekly newsletter, I'm sure you'll find it on the internet"

English:
P. Kelly (to Hogan): "Do we have another English class today?" Hogan: "Yeah" PK: "Oh God"

Daragh says something inaudible, Hogan: "Was that humour coming from you Daragh? The first attempt in 2 years."

Hogan: "Daragh, what's the next word?" Daragh continues reading the notes in his monotone, Hogan: "Daragh, thank you for that insightful opening"

R.E:
Luke (to Maloney): "Miss, who's the worst teacher for drinking?....I bet Ms. Varley's gone after a pint of 7up..'Where's me bike?!'"

AK Phoneshow: JD: "Adrian has a poker face" AK: "That's not very nice" JD: "As in a face you'd want to wallop with a poker"

Coca-Cola from Afghanistan: JD: "I don't think the Taliban are making Coke and sending it over here, well maybe they are, but not the kind of Coke we're talking about.....Find out what river flows through Afghanistan you un-educated fool"

Friday 26:

Maths:
Pat: "We're taking that last week before Christmas as a normal week. It's when people get all happy (with a look of disgust on his face) and say they love each other. But none of that in here, we're here to work"

History:
Hogan: "They (The Black Panthers) invented the phrase 'Black Power'. Should I bring in boot polish, put it on and we can all go around the school shouting 'Black Power!' Would it work?.....No?"

Hogan: "Brian, what does that phrase mean?" BoF: "Oh, you read it too fast", Hogan repeats it, BoF: "Are you still asking me?"

Hogan: "Robert, are you O.K?" Rob: "Ya" Hogan: "That sounded painful, now will you stop blowing on Eoghan's neck please" Furlong: "Kinky!"

Monday 29:

RTE: 'The 20 Moments That Shook Irish Sport': (Talking about violence in Aussie Rules in 2005) BOD: "You do that on the street and it's called common assault"

Monday 5 Nov 07:

R.E:
Millea (Talking about some English child abductors): "They encouraged incense, didn't they?" Sam: "You mean incest?"

AK Phoneshow: JD: "There are many things I haven't tried because I know I won't like them, I've never kissed a man" AK: "I did" JD: "What?" AK: "It was a dead body" JD: "There's a name for that....it's illegal.....let's go back, you were romantically involved with a dead body? Was it stiff?" AK: "It was a very personal moment"

The Fastest Texter is from Libya, living in Knockloyn; JD: "It's in the Middle-East" AK: "Knockloyn?" JD: "Well, it may aswell be"

Tuesday 6:

AK Phoneshow:
Caller was on holidays in Italy, JD: "Did you go to see where the film 'Glad-he-ate-her' was made? That film involved a plumber" AK: "And what did he do?" JD: "He ate her....he was a cannibal"

Nosy neighbours: JD: "When you had net curtains you could sit naked behind them and watch the neighbours." Caller: "I could be doing anything and they'd be watching me, out in the front doing some DIY" JD: "They're not spying on when you're doing a bit of DIY, are they?"

AK: "I used the torch (FM104 keyring) to find my way into the house today, it was dark" JD: "Oh, and did you find the hole?"

RTE: After the Liverpool match, Bill: "And now Daragh Maloney is with Rafa Benitez" (No sound from interview, only crowd) Eamon: "Rafa's not talking to us anymore (in bad accent) I not talk to those guys from RTE anymore"

Wednesday 7:
Duffy: "I did Ms.Woulfe, she was shite"

RTE: After United match: Talking of crap teams in Champions League: Eamon: "They stay in so they can get hammered and it makes good TV, will I sing a song or something?"

Thursday 8:

During Maths exam: Millea turns around and shoves Jamal's pencil case off table, Dylan gets up to go to toilet and knocks all of Jamal's papers and pens off the table. It's Jamal who gets a lecture off Miss Pat Magee.