Friday, January 05, 2007

At Last A New Post

Sorry that there haven't been too many recent updates but there hasn't been much to talk about over the holidays. I promise updates will be in greater frequencey once school resumes (which I'm sure we're all looking forward to - right?). Talk to you soon

Peace-Out!

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Why Is Our School so Depressing?




Because Jenny Jenko didn't let anybody dress up on non-uniform day. Thats the point, its NON-uniform day, not wear-in-ordinary-clothes-day, because thats a uniform in itself. And it's for charity anyway.

Friday, December 01, 2006

A Lot To Get Off My Chest

I havent updated in a while so there's a lot to talk about. First:

A transcript from tuesdays business (aka bizorg) class, the day of the love-bite:

Woulfe: (calling roll) Alan,

Duffy: Hickey, I mean here

Duffy: Who's been gnawing on your neck!!

Todays (fridays) bizorg:

Woulfe: O.K take off your coats, gloves and everything,

Mark: What you want us to sit here in the nip?!

Todays History:
Hogan: Anyone ever been on the N8 to Cork?

Me: (fairly loudly) No

Hogan: Are you proud of that fact (then he says my name, which i wont say)?

Also, great news, Co'c, Michael et al will be in shit for not cumming (no pun intended) into school. Daly took a roll at the end of the day. Conor Murphy just runs out the classroom as soon as he finds out he is, so he can get on detentionsssshhhhhhhhh again.....sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh

Friday, November 24, 2006

A Cork Nazi

Hogan this week said he has been waiting 8 weeks for the delivery of a DVD from amazon. Not just any DVD, but "Triumph of The Will" a Nazi propaganda film showcasing the 1936 Nuremburg Rally. You know, that kind of thing is banned (I would presume) so expect the police to be kicking in his door any day now.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Wii vs PS3

We all know who wins:

Friday, November 17, 2006

I Want To Be Him

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Great-50 Posts

Nearly 6 months since this blog began and the last post was no.50. Let's hope for 50 more.

On a lighter note Paris Hilton was in BT2 (roysh) yesterday and claims its great to be in ireland because she's Irish. No Paris, you're an American with an Irish granny. That seems to be every person in that country these days.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Its Not Hype...


"It's not hype, It's REEL" (As in G.REEL)

The Mario Rap

My name is Mario,
I take it up the ho,
while i give a blow,
to my daddyo,
I support Del Piero,
and Cannavaro,
I go to the disco,
And dance like its 1960-o!
Mo-fo.

I-a like-a to dance-a

Friday, November 03, 2006

Apologies....

Sorry but i was going to put porn up through castpost but that seemed to fail so i had to delete it, sorry, it was one of my productions (meaning i cheaply added credits and music to free trailers)

I want to leave you with one thought;

the german for vaseline is (source: jeremy dixon) : dickshlider

Night

Pot.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Potscast Special Broadcast


The Potscast Special Broadcast 30 Oct 06.WAV
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This is a special 30 second potscast to tell you about the upcoming mr delaney appreciation night

potsy.

Friday, October 27, 2006

More Potscast Awards 2006

I need to fill up a half-hour show so there are more caregories to vote for:

Most Stylish Teacher:
a) Ken
b) Woulfe
c) Treacy
d) P. Diddy
e) Johnny Tie-Clip
f) J-to-the-D
g) Maloney
h) Johnny H

Least Stylish Teacher:
a) Hogan
b) The teacher for spanish who undressed herself in irish
c) The weirdo that wears orange shirts
d) Sweeney
e) Duckarse
f) R'N'B
g) Mulchrone

Funniest Teacher:
a) Tonge
b) P.Diddy
c) JD
d) Lambe
e) Johnny H
f) Byrner
g) Ken
h) Fitzy

Best Overall Teacher:
a) P.Diddy
b) JD
c) Vinnie
d) Pat Patterson
e) Treacy
f) Other....

---¦¦The Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish Special Award¦¦---
All those who have left since first year who, frankly, we don't miss
Please vote for your top 3 so i can compile the nominees;

Shortlist:
a) Lanigan
b) Duckarse
c) Waddock
d) Sergio
e) Moloney (tash)
f) Keogh
g) Mr Norris
h) Gilmore
i) Ms. Foley (tangerine face)
j) Mr Ronan (the rugby coach/business teacher/thick who couldnt teach and was fired after a week but we were told he had gone back to college-my arse)
k) Ms McLoughlin (IRA)
l) Hussey

--Thanks for taking the time to vote--

South Park -W.O.W





I would put up the video but all south park videos seem to get taken down constantly from youtube.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

This Is The Last Time I Mention Him


Yes Hogan. its you
this is the last time i mention him. i just wanted to warn my international readers, all 0 of you, if you have this man as a teacher, LEAVE! he cant teach and hes a bogger, thats a bad combination.

Lonster roysh..

Something you always notice at the leinster and ireland matches are the people there who have absolutely no interest in rugby and dont know whats going on. yes thats the d4 chicks and other females who are just there to be seen. now while thats fine if there is an abundance of tickets available, BUT, if this is a match where tickets are like goldust, why do they go? they havent a clue whats happening and just want to be seen or catch the eye of bo'd. so i have a message for people like this, please allow the REAL fans to get their tickets, then you can go. and to all you munster supporters, this time last year you didnt know what rugby was, now since they have won the heiniken cup youre all big fans. get off the bandwagon.

by the way, im not referring to the women who actually follow rugby and understand it.