In office with Duffy (day of graduation practice): Byrne: "Hi lads" Duffy: "Hi Lorcan" Byrne keeps walking then realises: "You haven't left yet" Duffy: "I left 2 years ago"
At practice: Hugh gets up to practice speech, Duffy: "Hugh's gay"......Hugh: "Good evening" Duffy: "Hi"
19 May:
AK and JD: AK: "I was out in the Pavilion in Swords" JD: "What were you doing out in the Pavilion?" AK: "I can't get into that" JD: "Oh, shopping probably"
JD: "I was on the 17 bus" AK: "What were you doing on the 17?" JD: "Going to Blackrock, it goes from Crumlin" Ak: "Ok, I'll just make a note of that"
15 May:
I went back in to get notes from Tonge, in office and Hogan walks in and stares at me: "What are you doing here?" Me: "Ehhhh..."
9 May:
French: No-one in class, I'm looking out window: "There's the old bill gone driving down there" Byrne: "Oh, I thought you were talking about that young lass" Me: "No, I'm a gentleman" Byrne: "Not on the football pitch" Me: "What? Did Mr. Hogan say that to you? LB: "Yeah, there's a vicious rumour going around the staff room. I didn't believe it considering your mild manner in class" Me: "Did anyone else say that?" LB: "Mr. Blanche, he didn't disagree" Me: "Are there any other vicious rumours about me?" LB: "No, are you good at maths?"
Accounting: Me: "Miss, what does Mr. Hogan say about me in the staff room?" KK: "I don't know I don't listen to Mr. Hogan" Me: "I know he's an arse isn't he?" KK: "Is it hate?"
English: Hogan: "Patrick [Kelly] would you go to the office and get some graffiti remover for that smiley face on the wall" Stephen Reid: "Shouldn't the other Patrick be getting that" ... Paddy: "I was in the office and KJ.." Hogan: "Paddy" Paddy: "...sorry, Mr. Jennings came in and said to Ms. Hayes 'Do you think I could send this box of chocolates in an envelope to Chanel College?' Hayes:'I think they'd melt Kevin' KJ:'That's a good point'"
Irish: (Talking about Cearrbhach Mac Caba) Dotsy: "Miss, can you say fear dubh in the exam if you forget the word for devil"
Thur 8 May:
Accounting: Sam has Dean's ball on head, it falls out the window and Goose has to climb out and get it
Irish: Paddy: "Miss, did we ever watch Clare sa Speir?" Gillanders: "Yes, you must have been out" Paddy: "I must have been on the hop"
Business: Fionan (talking about his ex) "I had to get my Mum to call her and tell her to stop calling me"
English: Everyone looking at MILF in yard, Hogan: "Lorenzo sit down, the MILF is gone"
Wednesday 7 May:
History: I got 84.7% in mock, Hogan: "If I saw he tried hard I'd give him an extra mark and mark it up. But if I knew him, and he had scribbled on my wall, I'd mark it down"
French: Me: "I can't believe it's not cum..wait, I can't believe it's not butter, it's because it's cum"
At break: Duffy was sunburnt, Mackey: "Worshipping the sun up in Wicklow, worshipping the gods"
Accounting: Ms. Hayes was looking for Tierney (on the hop...again). Kilbane points to Dempsey, Mark: "Do I look like a horse?"
