Because Jenny Jenko didn't let anybody dress up on non-uniform day. Thats the point, its NON-uniform day, not wear-in-ordinary-clothes-day, because thats a uniform in itself. And it's for charity anyway.
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Why Is Our School so Depressing?
Because Jenny Jenko didn't let anybody dress up on non-uniform day. Thats the point, its NON-uniform day, not wear-in-ordinary-clothes-day, because thats a uniform in itself. And it's for charity anyway.
Friday, December 01, 2006
A Lot To Get Off My Chest
I havent updated in a while so there's a lot to talk about. First:
A transcript from tuesdays business (aka bizorg) class, the day of the love-bite:
Woulfe: (calling roll) Alan,
Duffy: Hickey, I mean here
Duffy: Who's been gnawing on your neck!!
Todays (fridays) bizorg:
Woulfe: O.K take off your coats, gloves and everything,
Mark: What you want us to sit here in the nip?!
Todays History:
Hogan: Anyone ever been on the N8 to Cork?
Me: (fairly loudly) No
Hogan: Are you proud of that fact (then he says my name, which i wont say)?
Also, great news, Co'c, Michael et al will be in shit for not cumming (no pun intended) into school. Daly took a roll at the end of the day. Conor Murphy just runs out the classroom as soon as he finds out he is, so he can get on detentionsssshhhhhhhhh again.....sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh
A transcript from tuesdays business (aka bizorg) class, the day of the love-bite:
Woulfe: (calling roll) Alan,
Duffy: Hickey, I mean here
Duffy: Who's been gnawing on your neck!!
Todays (fridays) bizorg:
Woulfe: O.K take off your coats, gloves and everything,
Mark: What you want us to sit here in the nip?!
Todays History:
Hogan: Anyone ever been on the N8 to Cork?
Me: (fairly loudly) No
Hogan: Are you proud of that fact (then he says my name, which i wont say)?
Also, great news, Co'c, Michael et al will be in shit for not cumming (no pun intended) into school. Daly took a roll at the end of the day. Conor Murphy just runs out the classroom as soon as he finds out he is, so he can get on detentionsssshhhhhhhhh again.....sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh
Friday, November 24, 2006
A Cork Nazi
Hogan this week said he has been waiting 8 weeks for the delivery of a DVD from amazon. Not just any DVD, but "Triumph of The Will" a Nazi propaganda film showcasing the 1936 Nuremburg Rally. You know, that kind of thing is banned (I would presume) so expect the police to be kicking in his door any day now.
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Friday, November 17, 2006
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Great-50 Posts
Nearly 6 months since this blog began and the last post was no.50. Let's hope for 50 more.
On a lighter note Paris Hilton was in BT2 (roysh) yesterday and claims its great to be in ireland because she's Irish. No Paris, you're an American with an Irish granny. That seems to be every person in that country these days.
On a lighter note Paris Hilton was in BT2 (roysh) yesterday and claims its great to be in ireland because she's Irish. No Paris, you're an American with an Irish granny. That seems to be every person in that country these days.
Thursday, November 09, 2006
The Mario Rap
My name is Mario,
I take it up the ho,
while i give a blow,
to my daddyo,
I support Del Piero,
and Cannavaro,
I go to the disco,
And dance like its 1960-o!
Mo-fo.
I-a like-a to dance-a
I take it up the ho,
while i give a blow,
to my daddyo,
I support Del Piero,
and Cannavaro,
I go to the disco,
And dance like its 1960-o!
Mo-fo.
I-a like-a to dance-a
Friday, November 03, 2006
Apologies....
Sorry but i was going to put porn up through castpost but that seemed to fail so i had to delete it, sorry, it was one of my productions (meaning i cheaply added credits and music to free trailers)
I want to leave you with one thought;
the german for vaseline is (source: jeremy dixon) : dickshlider
Night
Pot.
I want to leave you with one thought;
the german for vaseline is (source: jeremy dixon) : dickshlider
Night
Pot.
Monday, October 30, 2006
Potscast Special Broadcast
The Potscast Special Broadcast 30 Oct 06.WAV
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This is a special 30 second potscast to tell you about the upcoming mr delaney appreciation night
potsy.
Friday, October 27, 2006
More Potscast Awards 2006
I need to fill up a half-hour show so there are more caregories to vote for:
Most Stylish Teacher:
a) Ken
b) Woulfe
c) Treacy
d) P. Diddy
e) Johnny Tie-Clip
f) J-to-the-D
g) Maloney
h) Johnny H
Least Stylish Teacher:
a) Hogan
b) The teacher for spanish who undressed herself in irish
c) The weirdo that wears orange shirts
d) Sweeney
e) Duckarse
f) R'N'B
g) Mulchrone
Funniest Teacher:
a) Tonge
b) P.Diddy
c) JD
d) Lambe
e) Johnny H
f) Byrner
g) Ken
h) Fitzy
Best Overall Teacher:
a) P.Diddy
b) JD
c) Vinnie
d) Pat Patterson
e) Treacy
f) Other....
---¦¦The Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish Special Award¦¦---
All those who have left since first year who, frankly, we don't miss
Please vote for your top 3 so i can compile the nominees;
Shortlist:
a) Lanigan
b) Duckarse
c) Waddock
d) Sergio
e) Moloney (tash)
f) Keogh
g) Mr Norris
h) Gilmore
i) Ms. Foley (tangerine face)
j) Mr Ronan (the rugby coach/business teacher/thick who couldnt teach and was fired after a week but we were told he had gone back to college-my arse)
k) Ms McLoughlin (IRA)
l) Hussey
--Thanks for taking the time to vote--
Most Stylish Teacher:
a) Ken
b) Woulfe
c) Treacy
d) P. Diddy
e) Johnny Tie-Clip
f) J-to-the-D
g) Maloney
h) Johnny H
Least Stylish Teacher:
a) Hogan
b) The teacher for spanish who undressed herself in irish
c) The weirdo that wears orange shirts
d) Sweeney
e) Duckarse
f) R'N'B
g) Mulchrone
Funniest Teacher:
a) Tonge
b) P.Diddy
c) JD
d) Lambe
e) Johnny H
f) Byrner
g) Ken
h) Fitzy
Best Overall Teacher:
a) P.Diddy
b) JD
c) Vinnie
d) Pat Patterson
e) Treacy
f) Other....
---¦¦The Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish Special Award¦¦---
All those who have left since first year who, frankly, we don't miss
Please vote for your top 3 so i can compile the nominees;
Shortlist:
a) Lanigan
b) Duckarse
c) Waddock
d) Sergio
e) Moloney (tash)
f) Keogh
g) Mr Norris
h) Gilmore
i) Ms. Foley (tangerine face)
j) Mr Ronan (the rugby coach/business teacher/thick who couldnt teach and was fired after a week but we were told he had gone back to college-my arse)
k) Ms McLoughlin (IRA)
l) Hussey
--Thanks for taking the time to vote--
South Park -W.O.W
I would put up the video but all south park videos seem to get taken down constantly from youtube.
Sunday, October 22, 2006
This Is The Last Time I Mention Him
Yes Hogan. its you
this is the last time i mention him. i just wanted to warn my international readers, all 0 of you, if you have this man as a teacher, LEAVE! he cant teach and hes a bogger, thats a bad combination.
Lonster roysh..
Something you always notice at the leinster and ireland matches are the people there who have absolutely no interest in rugby and dont know whats going on. yes thats the d4 chicks and other females who are just there to be seen. now while thats fine if there is an abundance of tickets available, BUT, if this is a match where tickets are like goldust, why do they go? they havent a clue whats happening and just want to be seen or catch the eye of bo'd. so i have a message for people like this, please allow the REAL fans to get their tickets, then you can go. and to all you munster supporters, this time last year you didnt know what rugby was, now since they have won the heiniken cup youre all big fans. get off the bandwagon.
by the way, im not referring to the women who actually follow rugby and understand it.
by the way, im not referring to the women who actually follow rugby and understand it.
Friday, October 20, 2006
Potscast Awards 2006
Gimps of the Year:
a) The Hogan Marks (the no. 1 mark aptly being someone whose name is mark)
b)The First Year Weirdos
c) The First Years in general
Retard of the Year:
a) Hogan
b) Hogan
c) Hogan
d) Guy who spelt niall as neil on wall
e) Mike Hogan (i know hes not in the school but i just hate him)
Gobsh*te of the year:
a)Hogan
b) Hogan
c) Hogan
d) M. Kil-fathead
e) Shmad Lad
f)Mike Hogan
Biggest Ledge of the year: (Vote for top 3)
a) Me
b) Afro
c) Squinty/G. Reel
d) Johnny Tie-Clip
e) Woulfe
f) Ken Doherty
g)P. Diddy
h) Pat Patterson
i) Jeremy Dixon
j) Johnny H
Funniest Moment of the year: (Vote for top 3)
a) Shut up you thick, and mills bin out door
b) Keegan throws tinfoil at clock in business, it falls and smashes, duffy cant stop laughin and asks her what time it is
c) Hogan came on Nialls copy
d) G. Reel yells bitch
e) Byrner: "How do you like them.....apples"
f) Olga G. "Conor Buuuurrrrrrrnnn" - in a big knacker voice
g) P. Diddy asks emmet if hed like a rasher sandwich with
his cidona
h) P.Diddy says "the Germans are trying to take over the school" when they all come in late from their meeting
i) P.Diddy tells david to do some writing out
j) Shmad Lad "Bully Circle"
k) Co'C and conpr murphy both go on detention after conor whipped out his 7up and started drinking it
l) James cumming on niall
Note: 2 things from them, 1: p diddy is in 3 of the funniest moments so that must influence your legends vote
2: a-c of the funniest moments all happened on the 19th of october, making that the funniest day of the year.
Vote by emailing me and from the 2 shortlists (funniest moments + legends) i will compile the nominees from your top 3- so vote by msn-ing/emailing me/telling me in school.
Be Cool!
a) The Hogan Marks (the no. 1 mark aptly being someone whose name is mark)
b)The First Year Weirdos
c) The First Years in general
Retard of the Year:
a) Hogan
b) Hogan
c) Hogan
d) Guy who spelt niall as neil on wall
e) Mike Hogan (i know hes not in the school but i just hate him)
Gobsh*te of the year:
a)Hogan
b) Hogan
c) Hogan
d) M. Kil-fathead
e) Shmad Lad
f)Mike Hogan
Biggest Ledge of the year: (Vote for top 3)
a) Me
b) Afro
c) Squinty/G. Reel
d) Johnny Tie-Clip
e) Woulfe
f) Ken Doherty
g)P. Diddy
h) Pat Patterson
i) Jeremy Dixon
j) Johnny H
Funniest Moment of the year: (Vote for top 3)
a) Shut up you thick, and mills bin out door
b) Keegan throws tinfoil at clock in business, it falls and smashes, duffy cant stop laughin and asks her what time it is
c) Hogan came on Nialls copy
d) G. Reel yells bitch
e) Byrner: "How do you like them.....apples"
f) Olga G. "Conor Buuuurrrrrrrnnn" - in a big knacker voice
g) P. Diddy asks emmet if hed like a rasher sandwich with
his cidona
h) P.Diddy says "the Germans are trying to take over the school" when they all come in late from their meeting
i) P.Diddy tells david to do some writing out
j) Shmad Lad "Bully Circle"
k) Co'C and conpr murphy both go on detention after conor whipped out his 7up and started drinking it
l) James cumming on niall
Note: 2 things from them, 1: p diddy is in 3 of the funniest moments so that must influence your legends vote
2: a-c of the funniest moments all happened on the 19th of october, making that the funniest day of the year.
Vote by emailing me and from the 2 shortlists (funniest moments + legends) i will compile the nominees from your top 3- so vote by msn-ing/emailing me/telling me in school.
Be Cool!
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Memories Of The Cinema: by James
Thanks to james for his look back on our times in cineworld:
our memmories @ d cinema: dat gay guy @ d cinema who said drink sum of dat coke r ull ssssssssspill it k?, g. reel nd ais ma twice, don as marilyn manson taainted luv, mark being rejected frm d cinema, mark spilling vodka in d cinema and of course d incest jokes!!!!
(Sorry i edited some of it, but james will understand why)
The First Year Gang:
(see my desk in rm 4)
Fat Sh*te (sorry cant curse)
Vaughans Son
Afro
Shmad lad (Bully Circle)
And the million squintys that there seems to be
our memmories @ d cinema: dat gay guy @ d cinema who said drink sum of dat coke r ull ssssssssspill it k?, g. reel nd ais ma twice, don as marilyn manson taainted luv, mark being rejected frm d cinema, mark spilling vodka in d cinema and of course d incest jokes!!!!
(Sorry i edited some of it, but james will understand why)
The First Year Gang:
(see my desk in rm 4)
Fat Sh*te (sorry cant curse)
Vaughans Son
Afro
Shmad lad (Bully Circle)
And the million squintys that there seems to be
Friday, October 13, 2006
Add a New Member To The Weirdo Club
Its the bleedin freak from the 70s who looks like hes 30, has a fro and if u look at him from a distance he has a tash, like hes mexican r something.
And what about the first years who are obsessed with the water shootin out of the fountain, we invented that in 2nd year, its over now
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Step 1: Open the potscast in iTunes
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Friday, October 06, 2006
"G. Reel is a Ledge" - Potsy
Yeah i started that, not niall. check my desk in hogans class where you can find my various thoughts.
Anyway i updated the profile --> slightly. i want to put up a video of yer man on most haunted who is supposedly possessed by a ghost and screams bitch, like reel.
So theres:
the d.j.f.c
squinty
squintys son
squintys cousin
g. reel
car crash head
gregory
gregorys lookalike
its not that complicated
Anyway i updated the profile --> slightly. i want to put up a video of yer man on most haunted who is supposedly possessed by a ghost and screams bitch, like reel.
So theres:
the d.j.f.c
squinty
squintys son
squintys cousin
g. reel
car crash head
gregory
gregorys lookalike
its not that complicated
Editors - Blood - Live
Yes i had to endure 2 hours of this, it wasnt that bad though, i like the srobe lighting
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Update
Yes after 2 weeks i decided to update here. so whats new, well POTSCAST EDITION 1 is out now containing episodes 1+2.
also mr delaney appreciation night is coming up so email/msn me your messages.
be cool!
also mr delaney appreciation night is coming up so email/msn me your messages.
be cool!
Friday, September 22, 2006
You Know Who Im Talking About
I think you know. i just dont like him hes a pri*k. i cant curse on this site. anyway, more pressing matters and i cant find 12 stones: back up anywhere on the internet, so im pretty po'd.
5th year is gay as is that teacher who i cant mention but you know who i mean.
more pressing matters and prison break the COMPLETE boxset is €45 on cd wow, part 1 is 45 in hmv- isnt that a rip-off
Sunday, September 17, 2006
IM BACK
Yes i can log in again so its time for the lewdest, the crudest the most obscene blog in the internet to return, and its coming back with the potscast episode 1: out soon.
Speaking of out soon the wii on nov 24, cant wait
Friday, August 11, 2006
A Trip Through Sandymount
compare irishtown to sandymount, more will follow soon
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in other news we go back to school in 3 weeks-FUCK! at least therell be 2 nubile sexy college teachers to harASS
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in other news we go back to school in 3 weeks-FUCK! at least therell be 2 nubile sexy college teachers to harASS
Thursday, August 10, 2006
The Magic Of Screenshots
I decided to show you the start button on my pc (above)
Then there was ms kearneys:
And mr hogans hadnt quite got up to windows xp yet:
On a different note i started downloading from eircom (€1.29 a song). while james being the cheapskate that he is gets hsi for free i pay, and look at the results:
The Mogwai and nonpoint songs were in miami vice.
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Knacker, I Mean Yummy Mummy
For those of you that listen to adrian kennedy you will know about the yummy mummy competition. considering these lovely ladies that have already entered (pics on fm104 website) it has set the trend for the rest of the knocked-up young sluts who listen to the program to send in their photographs. seriously, a yummy mummy, first theres no such thing and second if there was it wouldnt be these 2 pikeys.
Friday, July 28, 2006
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Potscast Update
First, theres the apres match special from the germany v portugal match. Second, the potscast episode #2 has been made, but i havent a clue where to put them for download. the caspost didnt work-so any suggestions...please?
Sunday, July 16, 2006
The First EEEVER Potscast
July 9 2006-Potscast Episode 1.WAV
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Yeah you cant download it..but im working on it. (You can right-click on it and select "save target as"-but its not permanently on your computer). With iTunes you need credit card details and i cant access podcastireland.com. Any suggestions?
July 9 2006-Potscast Episode 1.WAV
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Yeah you cant download it..but im working on it. (You can right-click on it and select "save target as"-but its not permanently on your computer). With iTunes you need credit card details and i cant access podcastireland.com. Any suggestions?
New Phone....New Photos
Thanks to my new camera phone therell be loads more photos on the blog such as my high-tech podcast studio above, or james and his gambling problem in dr quirkeys.
He wonders why his battery is flat in the morning. (You probably cant see but thats my neighbours taxi-he left the light on all night)
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Apres Match - A Collection
A collection of apres match that appeared after the italy v ukraine game.
Monday, July 03, 2006
Sunday, July 02, 2006
My Top 25 Songs...EVER
Yeah i know this is gay but still...
In no particular order:
Fozzy-Enemy
3 Doors Down-Here Without You
3 Doors Down-Behind Those Eyes
3 Doors Down-Kryptonite
The Cure-Us or Them
Chicane feat. Tom Jones-Stoned in Love
Alter Bridge-Metalingus
Taproot-Calling
12 Stones-Back Up
Iggy Pop-Little Know it All
Seether-Sold Me
VHS or Beta-Night on Fire
Mercy Drive-Burn in my Light
Limp Bizkit-My Way
Megadeth-A Tout La Monde
The Offspring-The Kida Are Alright
The Departure-All Mapped Out
The Departure-Be My Enemy
Interpol-Evil
Interpool-Slow Hands
Interpol-Obstacle One
The Bravery-Unconditional
The Bravery-An Honest Mistake
Hard-Fi-Cash Machine
Finger Eleven-Slow Chemical
If you had those 25 songs you would never download or buy another cd again.
In no particular order:
Fozzy-Enemy
3 Doors Down-Here Without You
3 Doors Down-Behind Those Eyes
3 Doors Down-Kryptonite
The Cure-Us or Them
Chicane feat. Tom Jones-Stoned in Love
Alter Bridge-Metalingus
Taproot-Calling
12 Stones-Back Up
Iggy Pop-Little Know it All
Seether-Sold Me
VHS or Beta-Night on Fire
Mercy Drive-Burn in my Light
Limp Bizkit-My Way
Megadeth-A Tout La Monde
The Offspring-The Kida Are Alright
The Departure-All Mapped Out
The Departure-Be My Enemy
Interpol-Evil
Interpool-Slow Hands
Interpol-Obstacle One
The Bravery-Unconditional
The Bravery-An Honest Mistake
Hard-Fi-Cash Machine
Finger Eleven-Slow Chemical
If you had those 25 songs you would never download or buy another cd again.
Thursday, June 29, 2006
EA trying to screw me....not literally
The ball as you can see is clearly over the line, but wasnt awarded. this is okay in real life, but this is a computer-it should know.
Monday, June 26, 2006
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Still in trial mode
The whole video thing is still in trial mode thats why the it came up twice. same with the teachers who look like celebrities post-i havent a clue how to work this thing.
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Teachers Who Look Like Celebrities 2
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The original Mr.Delaney lookalike
Delaney (on left)
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Mr Delaney?
How many Mr.Delaney lookalikes are there?!
Didnt know mr byrne played for Brazil.
Deadly Videos
There are links to the right to see alter bridge (not the actual video), naked camera, chciane and 12 stones.
Sunday, June 18, 2006
My New Blog
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This is my blog for all of you so I dont have to make anymore CDs. I'll slag all of the usual suspects (ken, pdiddy etc.) I havent a clue how to add videos or sounds but there is a way so I'll find it. And I wont be updating this daily or anything because I'm not that sad.
And Niall, I wont be getting msn if i have this.
Ken Doherty
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